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Mr. Claus 2022
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Mr. Claus 2022

“Larsen Bedroom?” said Mrs. Claus.
“Yes, it’s in Lunna House. It was the headquarters for the Shetland Bus according to the internet,” said J.J.
“They’ll have to put up another plaque now. Naughty Santa 2022,” said Brynjar and laughed.
“How fast can we be there J.J.?” asked Mrs. Claus ignoring Brynjar.
“Faster than it will take us to get out to the Volvo,” answered J.J.
“Great. Let’s go,” said Mrs. Claus.
“Wait a minute. They are going to know we are coming. We can’t go in there without a plan,” said Leroy.
“Definitely need a plan,” said William.
“I assume the Volvo is loaded with everything we need,” said Mrs. Claus.
“Of course,” said Leroy.
“Then use me as bait. They won’t know how many of us are coming beyond me,” said Mrs. Claus.
“Okay, we can work with that. Are you sure you want to put yourself on the line?” asked Leroy.
“Hell, yeah! Let’s fucking go, boys! We’re going to kill us a Storm Hag!” yelled Mrs. Claus.