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Mr. Claus 2022
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Mr. Claus 2022

“So those are the same Joes?” asked Leroy.
“Afraid so,” said Mr. Claus.
“And in Berkeley,” said William.
“We need to get in touch with them. Can you help with that Otto?” asked Mrs. Claus.
“To a certain degree,” said Otto.
“Because you don’t really know how or is this some kind of code thing?” asked Mrs. Claus.
“A little of both. What I do know is that Don Julio, Paloma and Goldie are the active Joes here.”
“Like the drink?” Asked Mrs. Claus.
“Yeah, and if I remember right Goldie’s real name is Gold White- like the oro blanco grapefruit,” said Otto.
“How cute. Most important thing is where can we find them,” stated Mr. Claus.
“My best guess is wherever you find Mr. Rainbow Sherbert. Past that I am not sure. They aren’t super social,” said Otto.
“Any other guesses? Seeing as we don’t know where he is,” said William.
“Try the taqueria on Solano,” said Otto.
“Que?” asked Leroy.
“Just trust me on this one,” said Otto.
“Wait hold on… that name,” said Mrs. Claus.
“Yeah, it’s a tequila,” said Mr. Claus.
“No, no. There was a Don who helped us with setting up some crypto stuff. I just thought the last name was an alias,” said Mrs. Claus.
“That was just some teenager- wasn’t it?” asked Mr. Claus.
Mrs. Claus shook her head and said, “No dear apparently not.”
“Oh,” said Mr. Claus and continued, “Shouldn’t we write him?”
“Already done,” said Mrs. Claus with a smile.