“So what did she say?” asked Miller.
“We need to drive overnight to get to Oklahoma,” said PBR.
“Damn, my ass is sore from all of this driving,” said Busch.
“Well then quit talking and that will help,” said PBR.
“What do you mean?” asked Busch.
“He means you talk out of your ass. Probably think with it, too,” said Miller.
Busch lifted one butt check and farted audibly.
“Shit, that’s the smartest thing he’s said all day,” said PBR.
The three nisser laughed and they continued their long drive to Oklahoma.
William shook his head and wondered where the gang was. It couldn’t be hard to find these three jokers. Then he realized that he had an AirTag in his pocket that Mrs. Claus had insisted they keep with them in December. It wouldn’t be long now.
