“Oh my- not another bout of my winter celebration is better than yours,” said Mrs. Claus and took a drag on her cigarette.
“Cailleach is not just another supernatural freakazoid coming out of the woodwork. She is a tough and cagey woman- she’s a storm hag. The storm hag,” said Otto.
“So why would she be interested in Mr. Claus?” asked William.
“Good question. It’s likely all in the click bait. He would get the most impact on social media? Aside from number 45 that is,” said Otto.
“Don’t mention the war,” said Leroy and laughed at his reference to Fawlty Towers.
“Alright boys. That’s enough politics- let’s get back to my husband,” said Mrs. Claus.
“So this may be some kind of stunt?” asked William.
“Like Santa also having dated a Kardashian?” added Leroy.
“My guess is there is a bit more substance and grit,” said Otto.
“Grittier than dating rumors with a Kardashian?” asked Mrs. Claus.
“Yes. You know something that will make the Santa brand take a nosedive. Get cancelled, you know?” Otto.
“What like Santa in a velvet track suit smoking a big joint. Or something like that?” asked William.
“That would certainly upset a large number of mommies and daddies out there,” said Mrs. Claus.
“So this Cailleach wants to cancel Santa?” asked Leroy.
“What can she do that is so bad?” asked William.
