Don Julio looked over at Paloma and Goldie and said, “So I think we have a problem with Rufus.”
Paloma laughed and said, “You mean Rainbow Sherbert.”
“Oh come on, man, give the man a break. He’s human but identifies as supernatural. Why can’t you just let him have his fun?” asked Don Julio.
“Identifies as supernatural my aching ass. He’s a dude- plain and simple,” said Goldie.
“He’s as white bread as they come, man,” said Paloma.
“Maybe we should call him Rainbow Wonder Bread,” said Goldie laughing loudly at her own joke.
“Alright, alright. He’s a bit confused about some things but he has been loyal to us,” said Don Julio.
“So what’s the problem with our little pony bro?” asked Paloma.
“He hasn’t been making his shipments,” said Don Julio.
“Not good. Is he still at the same place?” asked Paloma.
“Yes, last I checked,” answered Don Julio.
“You want us to pay him a visit?” asked Goldie.
“Yeah, let’s track him down and remind him of our agreement.”
“Aye, aye captain Julio. I’d be happy to send Mr. Rainbow pony bro over the Rainbow Bridge,” said Goldie.
“I don’t think that will be necessary. Or at least not now. Just find him and give him a gentle reminder.”
Paloma and Goldie looked at one another and nodded.
