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First in the Book
2021
First in the Book
Neat. Rocks.
Rhymes with Pony
Whatever Works
Paloma and Goldie
Pony Bro
No Scalps
Stranger Things
Favorite Pony Freak
Aye, Matey
Step On It
South Side Nose
Oh, Yes
Bad Excuse
Already Done
Not Dolls
Sleazy Enough
One More
Toxic Masculinity
Cribbage Boards
Mock Salute
MLP Swag
Catch Up Dear
Naughty Professor
Epilogue
2020
The Last One
Home Arrest
Ankle Monitor
Lenny and Benny
Council of Elders
Viggo's Backyard
Long, Cold Winter
Cluster 6
Especially Viggo
Cookie Jar
Living Material
Bindslev
All in Good Time
Two Emojis
Not a Happy Camper
Pork Roast
All Caps
Boom!
Be Sure
Alright, Lovebirds
Fast Viral Tests
Bindslev It Is
No Macho Bullshit
Merry Winter Solstice
Epilogue
2019
Chapter 1: Hippies and Potheads
Chapter 2: Keys to Twitter
Chapter 3: Peanut
Chapter 4: Veronica and Buddy
Chapter 5: No Worse Than Sketchy
Chapter 6: Feliz Navidad
Chapter 7: Double, Double Toil and Trouble
Chapter 8: Peanut #2
Chapter 9: Not a Fan
Chapter 10: Nada, Zip
Chapter 11: Nicely
Chapter 12: Not Even a Shadow
Chapter 13: Leroy
Chapter 14: Aftermath
Chapter 15: Kill!
Chapter 16: Pizza Pocket
Chapter 17: On Purpose
Chapter 18: Hope
Chapter 19: Too Little, Too Late
Chapter 20: Dogs, Of Course
Chapter 21: Your Call
Chapter 22: Not There?
Chapter 23: Kombucha
Chapter 24: To All A Good Night
Chapter 25: Epilogue
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