Santa picked his phone out of his pocket and sent a text message to Viggo,
Get a package? If you did don’t open it! It’s probably got corona in it. We’re trying to figure out the exact contents. I’ll get back to you.
Do you know more about the source?
Viggo answered,
Mine was from Bindslev. There isn’t much up there in the way of criminal enterprises.
Mr. Claus wrote back,
It only takes one crazy mf to stir things up.
Viggo wrote,
So true, so true. And you ought to know…
Mr. Claus answered with two emojis: a Christmas tree and a skull and crossbones.
